Pull me dick mate, get fucked.

I’m in love with a girl who doesn’t see me.

teyuss:

this is the closest the internet will ever get to properly representing england

teyuss:

this is the closest the internet will ever get to properly representing england

hogcunt:

cyclone tim

ohmygodbeautifulbitches:

Lass

I hate myself and want to die.

hogcunt:

christian stoner hip hop. hymns from the bong

this happened in my house.

how are you today? not sick anymore?

nup - all better :) pretty cruisy day today. you?

I wanna be Internet famous.

khionexiovi:

Puberty: American Dad style

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this

fourskins:

Currently watching this.

fourskins:

Currently watching this.

newyorker:


A fundamental fact of modern political life is that the only way to advance a coherent agenda in Washington is through partisan dominance…
The boring fact of our system is that congressional math is the best predictor of a President’s success. This idea is not nearly as sexy as the notion that great Presidents are great because they twist arms in backrooms and inspire the American people to rise up and force Congress to bend to their will. But even the Presidents who are remembered for their relentless congressional lobbying and socializing were more often than not successful for more mundane reasons—like arithmetic.

In today’s Daily Comment, Ryan Lizza writes about the limits of President Obama’s power in the wake of the failed sequester deal: http://nyr.kr/XT5vgj

Photograph by Charles Dharapak/AP.

newyorker:

A fundamental fact of modern political life is that the only way to advance a coherent agenda in Washington is through partisan dominance…

The boring fact of our system is that congressional math is the best predictor of a President’s success. This idea is not nearly as sexy as the notion that great Presidents are great because they twist arms in backrooms and inspire the American people to rise up and force Congress to bend to their will. But even the Presidents who are remembered for their relentless congressional lobbying and socializing were more often than not successful for more mundane reasons—like arithmetic.

In today’s Daily Comment, Ryan Lizza writes about the limits of President Obama’s power in the wake of the failed sequester deal: http://nyr.kr/XT5vgj


Photograph by Charles Dharapak/AP.